“Wanna be my filthy little whor*?”
An AlamoPreacher PMV
Beautiful girls tease, mock, and tempt you, before suggesting you might want to be get f*cked like a girly slu*t, just like them. Don’t listen. Watch it with the sound down. And don’t read the captions. Close your eyes.
Music : “Get Busy” and “Vapor Trail” by The Crystal Method.
Runtime: 13:20, Size : 2520×1080 H264-MPEG4-AVC
Synopisis : Girls, some of whom may be roleplaying as your Mother, despite being half your age, suggest that (a) You’re an inadequate lover with a tiny penis. (b) They much prefer large penises, especially ones belonging to black men. (c) Maybe you might like to be a sexy teen, just like them, dressing slu*tty and getting f*cked, and (d) being such a sexy teen slu*t inevitably leads to more and more extreme sex. They may be correct in some or all of these assertions.
I make PMVs. When I started, it was just nice pretty girls, touching themselves or each other in time to music. At the start, yeah. Now, who the f*ck knows what they’re about. This time, it started with this track, “Get Busy” by The Crystal Method. An outfit from Birmingham who heard the Chemical Brothers one day and thought, “We could do that!”. I thought the line “Get Busy” could be taken to mean jerking off. Or possibly, getting f*cked. Worked either way.
Also, an idea – 2520 by 1080 pixels . Why? Because I recently got a widescreen monitor and wanted to try it out with a PMV that filled the width. And I warmed to that idea, because I like dividing the screen into three and if the video was wider, then I could fit a standard 1080p video in the middle and have enough room for standing figures on the side. Cool.
So this starts with that Jordan Max BlackedRaw video where she’s playing with Rob Piper’s unfeasibly huge schlong in the bath. I did that part first, screwing with the perspective a bit to make his co*ck look even longer so it filled the screen. Around the same time, I was doing something different with another track by the Crystal Method – “Vapor trail.” In that, I was posterizing some shots into contrasting colours and cutting out figures (okay, it was Eva Lovia) to contrast with that.
Then I added the man-woman symbols in rapidly alternating colours but I wasn’t sure where that was going, so I jammed it all together. It didn’t make much sense, but then I cut a load of Ahegao gooning vids together and it made even less sense but it looked cool. Then, I discovered Val Steele’s Pretty and Raw video and we were off to the races. Soon, I’d made what ended up being the first three or four minutes of the video. Meanwhile I’d put Princess Miki together with some more goony, fast paced Mommy-domme stuff so that went into the mix too.
So, with all that in place, I just went back through it, trying to make the scene a bit more consistent and to flow in some sort of way. I don’t know how I feel about the man-woman symbols now. They really only work for the cucky aspect of the video but I kept them in. Also, the transition between the two tracks is more jarring than I’d have liked but I just couldn’t get them to smoothly beat match. I am not a DJ and they’re just too different.
Now, the cucky, Mommy domme stuff was heading in a whole different direction. All that moaning and jerking and panting seemed to head into some kind of wanna-be girly slu*t stuff and before I knew where I was, I had Kylie Quinn as some kind of fantasy-girl-I’d-like-to-be getting rammed while Princess Violette called me a co*ck-sucking slu*t.
You may want to nope out now.
However, if being mocked, degraded and encouraged to think of yourself as a slu*tty girl who loves sucking and taking co*ck is your idea of a good time, then this may be for you. I hope so, because that means there’s at least one other person out there at the intersection of this shameful venn diagram.
Who is in this?
Val Steele. I kinda discovered her while I was making this. At one point her Dickdrainers video featured heavily, but it was too much. I really like her Bang:Pretty and Raw scene though, and the Exxtrasmall one where she’s getting absolutely hammered doggy style. If I do another single girl video after this, it has to be her.
Princess Violette. Nobody mocks and degrades with quite the same sincerity as Violette. She hates you. The voice-overs are mostly her. There’s just so much bitchy teen bile to choose from. From mild contempt to full-on degrading of your manhood. The main downside to her stuff is that in so many videos she switches between full-face to the camera or just her torso visible. She rarely stands with her full body visible. Which meant it was hard to find parts where she could talk and be in shot to the side. She’s so incredibly pretty and has such a filthy imagination. If I do a single-girl PMV after this, it’ll have to be her, I have a bit of an obsession.
Kylie Quinn. Kylie probably gets more screen-time than anyone else in this, mostly her two, almost identical, Hussiepass videos. Her eyes are so huge, and her smile is so warm. She’s got even more beautiful as her career has gone on. Plus, she has a huge back-catalogue of great scenes I just couldn’t fit into this. She’s the prettiest p*rn star. right now. If I do another single girl PMV ….
Naomi Blue. She finishes it off, since her hookup hotshot scene is so extreme and I wanted to build up to it and also contrast it with the super-cute girly scenes she did for Nympho and Swallowed. She’s so cute and bubbly, like a Barbie doll come to life in a mad p*rn scientist’s lab. I have loads of her stuff, since at one time i was going to do a single girl PMV of her. I should be able to get to it soon.
Kate Kuray. Actually, Kate maybe has the most screen time since she did so many gooning Ahegao face scenes which worked on the sides as contrast to the hardcore going on in the middle. She makes the most professional amateur p*rn. Her outfits are amazing. The video is shot in crisp high res and she always looks so flawless. Plus, she goes from giggling cutie to co*ck-guzzling c*mslu*t in the blink of one perfect long eyelash. If I do another …
Eva de Vil. I’ve been aware of her for ages – she’s been around a while and she stands out from the iwantclips girls because she puts so much effort into her outfits and scenes for her videos. Choosing femdommy scenes for this, I found she also has a great way with words and, much underrated, she enunciates perfectly. Not the inaudible mumblings you often get from lesser talents.
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